Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sex scandal

Ron Rosenbaum says that "everyone" who knows anything about the presidential campaign "knows" that there's a huge sex scandal about to blow up on one of the candidates.

James D. Miller reasons that it's Obama.

I reason that, whoever the candidate is, the scandal must involve non-Euclidean sex: either gay, or underage, or a with a dwarf. Plain old heterosexual affairs aren't very scandalous anymore.

Or maybe it's Hillary. The fact that she had sex with anyone would be a shocker.

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At 10/31/2007 10:10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably nothing as bad as that. If it is Obama, then an affair with a White woman would be bad among all the black female voters.

 
At 11/01/2007 05:22:00 AM, Anonymous Toby Hulbert said...

Ron Paul, sex machine?

 
At 11/01/2007 07:43:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe it's Hillary. The fact that she had sex with anyone would be a shocker.

Why do make comments like this about a woman?

 
At 11/01/2007 08:02:00 AM, Anonymous Bobby Riggs said...

"Why do make comments like this about a woman?"

Because they give all us misogynists a good chuckle that's why.

 
At 11/01/2007 08:06:00 AM, Blogger Dennis Mangan said...

Why do make comments like this about a woman?

It's not about "a woman", it's about Hillary. Why do you insist on judging individuals by the group they belong to? That's sexist.

 
At 11/01/2007 09:00:00 AM, Anonymous Bobby Ewing III said...

Speak for yourselves. She needs the love of a good man and I'm nominating myself. Bill Clinton, you fool!

 
At 11/01/2007 10:15:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not about "a woman", it's about Hillary. Why do you insist on judging individuals by the group they belong to? That's sexist.

Because it's un-gentlemanly to make comments like that about a woman.

 
At 11/01/2007 01:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the LA Times denies that it is sitting on a sex scandal.

Meanwhile, there is a scandal in Australia relating to the Family Values party and some gays.

Oh, yeah, and some guy called Curtis steps down because of something to do with a male porn model.

 
At 11/01/2007 03:57:00 PM, Anonymous dearieme said...

"..Times denies that it is sitting on a sex scandal": nor is Hillary.

 
At 11/01/2007 04:01:00 PM, Anonymous dearieme said...

For the avoidance of doubt: if journalists are supressing a scandal, we may safely assume that it's a Democrat involved, may we?

 
At 11/01/2007 06:53:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


For the avoidance of doubt: if journalists are supressing a scandal, we may safely assume that it's a Democrat involved, may we?


Well, some suggest that the journalists are sitting on a Rethuglican scandal and are simply waiting until the Rethuglicans nominate the deviant individual.

I suspect that journalists are not that smart, otherwise they would not be working in journalism, would they?

 
At 11/02/2007 12:43:00 PM, Anonymous Proofreader said...

My prediction: Hillary will smash Obama in due time. And he will have to come out of the closet in public, holding his wife by the hand.

 
At 11/02/2007 01:28:00 PM, Anonymous Juniper said...

Well, there's a bloke on the BlackOnBlondes website that looks a lot like Obama. I doubt it's actually him, though, and my attention was a little distracted at the time.

 
At 11/02/2007 02:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


My prediction: Hillary will smash Obama in due time. And he will have to come out of the closet in public, holding his wife by the hand.


Shades of waiting to exhale.

 
At 11/02/2007 03:48:00 PM, Blogger Black Sea said...

Hillary's having an affair with a Muslim woman, or so the rumor goes.

 

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